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So, you’re a mega-slacker dude, and your girlfriend just dumped you. What are you and your slacker buddy, whose girlfriend has coincidentally dumped him, going to do on a day when you’ve got nothing to do and all day to do it? Of course! You’re going to hang at the mall. And, while you’re at it, maybe you can sabotage the set of Truth or Dare that’s filming there with your buddy’s ex-girlfriend as a contestant. Along the way you can check out the Magic Eye sailboat picture, watch Silent Bob repeatedly crash through a dressing room wall while the same girl is changing, and speculate on what can be done in uncomfortable places – like the back of a Volkswagen. Just make sure you’re wearing … the Sons of Gotham Mallrats T Shirts! Designed to prove you DO have a shopping agenda, the MallratsTees will ensure your wardrobe is always snootchie bootchies.

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