Family Guy

Family Guy

As any competent and self-respecting child psychologist would tell you, children may suffer significant psychological damage if they're denied or prevented from finding an outlet to express their entirely normal and healthy needs, wants, and desires. And that’s especially the case when the needs, wants, and desires in question include world domination and matricide! What, after all, could be more natural for an erudite, urbane, and laser gun toting child whom his mother refers to as an “evil Rex Harrison”, and who is perpetually plotting to destroy her for having held him prisoner for 9 months inside her “ovarian Bastille”? But, being the family guy that you are, of course you know all that. And that is why you should be wearing…the Sons of Gotham Family Guy T Shirts. With their outrageously dysfunctional family designs, the Family Guy Tees are guaranteed to ensure that you always feel freakin’ sweet. The shirts are 100% cotton, freakinly pre-shrunk, and sweetly machine washable.